How Big is Your Button?

Would you go on a plane with someone who had never driven a plane and doesn’t even know what the buttons and controls are for and let that person be in the cockpit supposedly safeguarding your life? We can all agree, Hell NO! Yet Somehow America allowed this Trump character hold the highest office in our lives without any knowledge or experience at the job be in control of pushing our nation’s buttons. So insanity is prevailing at the White House and beyond. Now Americans have to literally be on edge since the inept person at the controls in the White House is making stupid irresponsible tweets about nuclear war and our very existence. It is time to have Trump physically removed.

We are closer to thermal nuclear war with North Korea more now than ever. We ALL should be resolving after the New Year for an effort of peace and tranquility and not escalating threats of war talk. The North Korean young leader, Kim Young Fuck Nut, said, “It’s not a mere threat but a reality that I have a nuclear button on the desk in my office.” When is Trump going to get after his good buddy in China that lets him sell all his branded junk for profit to stop funding North Korea with the destruction of the earth weapons?

It is a terrifying threat aimed at America. A normal person in the White House as our President would naturally do everything in his power to de-escalate this potentially catastrophic confrontation. Our unstable madman who took over the controls of our nation in the White House instead said, North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works! KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE SHOULD NOT BE ALL ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BUTTON DONALD!

If these two idiots are going to talk about size, at least brag about the size of your missiles. It is more phallic. Women should be in power because they won’t at least brag about the size of their penis if they had one and do dick waving at all. These two guys couldn’t even find the button that can please a woman. Sigh!

Incidentally, there is NO BUTTON. So just give these idiots a fake button in the size of their choice on their desks and let them call each other names like Rocket Man, share insults and pound on the button till it is nap time.  I have to joke because ultimately I will cry and I don’t want to die at the hands of these two idiots that control the fate of so many lives worldwide. I would rather complete my New Year’s Resolutions and someday die with some dignity.  

Why is our Republican Congress silent on this outrageousness? We have a generation of kids who grew up with the respect of the Obama Administration for 8 years who are now entering their adulthood. Our youth had a good foundation and now their impressionable min ds are being ruined by Trump. Clearly we know that a black man’s penis must be bigger than our orange current President’s. But Obama had class and grace and would never say anything so phallic and ignorant. Obama was a Constitutional law professor before we trusted him with our nation. Trump clearly has no government experience and no knowledge of the Constitution. He is unfit to be our President. If we value life at all, remove him from power.