Tonight we say to whoever we make
eye contact with, Happy New Year but this year is harder than most to feel
happy about most things. Planes are dropping out of the sky killing hundreds at
a time. Children are still hungry in Somalia and Africa, families are being
torn apart because of deportation rules and now cops are randomly being shot in
the face. As a retired cop, attorney and judge, my life was involved in rules
and law enforcement so you can understand why I get so angry in my rants here
when it is obvious that no one has ethics including the priests and cares to
follow the laws that make us the civilized and prosperous country we are.
All the money in the world can’t
pay yourself out of a hangover or can it? Tonight will be the parties, the
champagne and the IV drip. THE WHAT??????? Yes there is now a quick fix to
getting sober fast. There are actually medical services like IV Doc. that
promise a new instant hangover cure. After a couple of holiday parties and you
are tanked with your favorite spirit, clients can go online to the website and
contact someone to arrange for an in-home, 30-minute, I.V. hydration therapy. You
can quickly recover from dehydration caused by jet lag, exercise fatigue,
general exhaustion and drunkenness. You can make appointments on line, talk
with a physician and within 2 hours a nurse will bring an I. V. bag to your
doorstep.
It seems like a quick fix. Some
Doctors think it is a rip off. Dr. Robert Glatter, an Emergency Physician at
Lenox Hill Hospital says,” The cost for a box of saline or salt water costs
about $4 to 5 dollars and typically it is marked up to a few hundred dollars.
Then what they are adding to the solution has not been proven to benefit
anyone. “ But those who swear by the morning after I.V. say it is going to be a
very happy and hydrated New Year. To all
my friends here enjoy your evening, your reading of my rants make me feel
significant in a crazy world. My first drink is a toast to you. Happy New Year
folks see you next year and hopefully we all will not need an I.V. to get functional again.
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