King C. Gillette came around and
decided to invent the safety razor and that brought on a lot of changes to the
barber shop like less customers. Yes, we all thought we would save a buck and
slice up our faces all by ourselves; something we would never tolerate
at the barber shop who also comforted our tired faces with warm clean towels.
Gillette didn’t reinvent the warm part either. Now a man could shave in the
privacy of his own home. The great invention was to make steel that thin and
that hard that you could make a blade that you could easily replace yourself.
Now the company has a research
and development department that is all about hair and skin. Now that is a good
job. Shave me and pay me. There is a blade history already. In the 1960’s there
was the Techmatic, the no blade razor. They advertised that instead of a blade
there was a stainless steel band that wound around like the film in a camera.
Now since we do not have film in cameras around either my definitions are as
old as I am. No wonder we have a hard
time communicating with kids. We really don’t speak the same language.
Cutting edge technology allows
Gillette to study how men shave their 10-15,000 facial hairs every day. They
have observed that men use as few as 20 strokes in a shave to as many as 750
strokes per shave. That looks like an easy job just counting how many times
some guy goes at his face with a blade. I don’t want that job. I would probably choke the 750 stroke guy and tell him to get a life as I take his life away.
Sigh!
Now they are looking at our faces
with a device called a Video Microscope that when placed up to your face, not
only can you see the various shades of color including grey in your beard, but
on the computer monitor it is visible how undisciplined the hair is going in
all different directions. They say that is normal and that when you stroke your
beard you are both going with the grain as well as against the flow of hairs.
Is that why a beard grown out is always so scruffy?
Blades cost a lot of money but
some make them last by keeping them clean and dry after every shave. Whatever
your facial weapon is, just be careful till full beards are in style again.
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