We have arrived at the end of
civilization as we know it. I like to
report on firsts but this first can change everything. With this first, every illiterate person will
really have a reason to never have to learn to read or write. Any human’s basic need involves food. As hunters and gatherers, if we don’t need
grocery lists anymore or need to write checks anymore to purchase food, we can
now revert back to the Neanderthals, our descendants that we came from because
now we have the first voice ordered pizza with Domino’s app. Yes and now you can just speak into your
phone and someone will deliver that greasy pizza right to your mouth. It is truly the American dream that has
finally become a reality.
Siri baby, you got competition. We may not even need Siri anymore because you
know this trend will take off and soon everyone or every business will have
their own app soon to. This week Domino’s became the first major
fast food chain to offer a phone app that lets you order by voice. How it works is that when the app for I phone
or Android is launched, you just touch
and talk to “Dom,” a computer enhanced male voice. Hey maybe that sexy girls Siri voice can
hook up with Dom someday. I’m sure some creepy person is allready working
on a dialogue between those two.
Dom currently responds only to
English. The ordering platform is powered by Nuance Communications, which specializes in
voice-assisted ordering. This move
should be successful and I bet all the other fast food chains will join in
the new process. Most fast food
companies have customers who are constantly on their phones anyway. They expect young people to use the app
immediately and it is young people that
can afford a Domino’s pizza and like it too.
Last week Starbucks introduced
something new to attract customers to hang out in their stores. They began installing wireless phone chargers.
Yes you can charge your phone now while you receive free wireless Internet
connection while you drink a strong coffee.
It is a tech’s geeks dream. I
find it amazing that big companies are looking to please their customers with new technological
innovations rather than improving their food products. I guess it’s because they have an already
proven successful food or beverage product.
Domino’s current mobile app is
its fastest growing ordering vehicle,
now at about 18% of sales. Well if the
pizza delivery guy can’t get the card board round thing with mystery red stuff
on it, I mean the pizza, truly to its destination within 30 minutes without
causing lots of car accidents, I guess they should be publicizing a really fast way to order the stuff. What is more important is that this sort of
thing is a brand new way of communicating.
Gone are the telephone booths, the telephone cord and soon typing with
your thumbs will be gone. We are
becoming more like Star Trek. How soon
before we can say to a hand held device,
“ Beam me up Scottie.” I guess
for now I can settle with, “Dom send me a pizza.”
Patrick Doyle, the CEO of
Domino’s has 10,000 stores in 70 world markets.
That is a lot of places to promote something new in technology. Within the $37,000,000,000 United States
pizza market, technology is a place in which chains need to differentiate, says
Chris Brandon a Domino’s spokesman. We
all know that Siri and Dom are not real
people and that their success in doing their job will eventually take away more
jobs from more people. A telephone
operator is already part of history who has been taken over by automated
answering systems everywhere. Now even a
crummy fast- food job isn’t safe. Humans
are being replaced by apps.
There was a movie made recently
where the male character falls in love with the voice on his mobile phone. Do you think a girl could fall in love
with Dom? I think so but she’s gonna
have to order a lot of pizza.
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