Have Fun Today

Today is the day to have some fun on the biggest sports event of the year. Tonight the Eagles and the Patriots will be going head to head in Super Bowl 52. We all either want to pay $5,000 dollars per ticket to see the game in person or to just watch the oldest quarterback ever Tom Brady to try to get his sixth champion and to watch the oldest supermodel Cindy Crawford repeat her iconic Pepsi commercial during the usual events of seeing guys attack each other repeatedly for three hours. Tape the show so you can fast forward through the boring football guys attacking each other and stop to see the new   million dollar commercials   featuring all kinds of celebrities this year or the exciting 15 minute half time show. The rest of your evening should be spent on betting drinking and eating. It is the American way!

Americans will secure the stadium and city of Minneapolis by spending $5 million dollars on securing the area of the game. The massive Super Bowl security operation includes   military fighter planes overhead, swat teams, bomb sniffing dogs and x-ray machines that are present today. It is brutally cold in Minneapolis today but folks having to walk around in this winter weather can cross streets by using the 9 miles of enclosed skyways the city is famous for. The new US Bank Stadium will be enclosed and heated.

So if you could care less about those crazy Eagles fans celebrating or the Patriots winning yet another suspicious win, tune into those commercials that are guaranteed to be fresh and new. Chris Pratt will be flexing and selling Michelob Ultra Beer as Tommy Ultra. It is Pratts first ever commercial and it is funny. Martha Stewart will be attacking Jack In The Box. Reba McEntire  will be pretending to be KFC’s Colonel Sanders. Chris Hemsworth as Dundee will be promoting tourism in Australia and not promoting a new movie on Crocodile Dundee. A 30 second commercial costs more than $% million dollars. Tiffany Haddish is the hilarious spokesperson for Group-On. Various stars will be messing with Alexa and her commands. More than 25 years after Cindy Crawford’s iconic sexy Pepsi commercial she is back sipping the drink again this time with her handsome grown son Pressley.

If you have to watch the players, watch handsome tall Quarterback for the Patriots, Tom Brady with that clef chin. Why does this 40 year old look so great? Look around at the 40 year olds at your party. No one can compare.   Today he is the oldest quarterback EVER to start in a Super Bowl in a sport where the average age is 26 years old and the average football player lasts just 3 years on the professional playing field.  Brady has a documentary series on Facebook where he explains the secrets to his youthfulness. Hey guys put down those wings and beer and watch his show called TOM vs. TIME and get in shape! He doesn’t even want to retire and hopes to still be playing till he is 45 years old. The NBA’s best star is just 23 years old. Number 34 playing for Milwaukee. Baseball’s best hitter is just 25 years old playing for the Yankees. Gymnastics most gold medal winner, Simone is just 20 years old.   These teams aren’t even the most profitable franchises in the NFL. The San Francisco 49ers and The Washington Redskins   made $3 billion dollars last year. The New York Giants took in $3.3 billion dollars and they only won a few games. The New England Patriots made $3.7 billion dollars and the most profitable team was the Dallas Cowboys making them the most valuable NFL franchise last year taking in a whopping $4.3 billion dollars. Hey enjoy the game and focus on whatever you want to. Just have fun for a change.