The Classy Trumps

Russia, Russia, Russia! Trump supporters don’t know why it is such a terrible thing that the Trumps are in bed with Russia. Well maybe because their collusion is a threat to our national security? All the Trumps are slithering snakes. Donald Trump Jr. met with the Senate Judiciary Committee investigators who wanted to question him about his meetings with the Russians. He is being accused of having met with a Russian lawyer in order to get dirt on Hillary Clinton before the election.  He lied and said the meeting was about adoptions of Russian children. His testimony during the 5 hour long session with the committee was not televised so we don’t really know what went on in the meeting. What we do know is that he avoided the cameras on the way in and did not want to be photographed. The slithering snake entered the building where the Senate Judiciary Committee was waiting for his arrival through a back door loading dock deeply behind the entrances to the Capitol. What is this spoiled brat hiding and if he is a truthful person why isn’t he owning up to himself and proudly entering through the front door in front of the cameras?

Yes, all of America’s most courageous leaders sneak inside back doors to testify about their lies. The New York Times got a copy of Trump Juniors statements where he reportedly claims that “nothing came of the Trump Tower   meeting. He never colluded with the Russian government. Yet he said he wanted Russian dirt to determine Clinton’s “fitness for office.” If you rob a bank and there isn’t any money there to steal does that mean you aren’t guilty of trying to rob a bank? You should still be in trouble for the act.

Russia is a big problem in their quest for influence and seemingly world dominance. It has been revealed that Russian hackers breached 100 Nuclear and Power Plants in just this year so far. The hackers have been gathering intelligence, technical diagrams, reports, passwords crypto keys all in an attempt to control our land. Every hacker needs a silly name and they went with the words, “energetic bear.” Thankfully so fare all the hackers have been poking around gathering information but what if they actually use the information to control us? Experts fear that it is the first steps to cause electrical blackouts. We all know that in a blackout and our electrical grid isn’t working all civilization stops as we now know it. You can’t even buy milk at a grocery store if their registers don’t have power. No one even knows how to count change anymore. This is why we cannot trust the Trumps anymore. I need to buy milk for my cereal!

Meanwhile while we are now running in our well worn protests shoes away from hurricane’s descending on us from the heavens,  Our President was busy hiring yet another totally unqualified person to an important post in our government. He hired Oklahoma Congressman Jim Bridenstine as the new heads of our Space Program, NASA. This guy “doesn’t believe that humans are causing climate change.” Well he will have easy access to the space ships flying away from our dying earth. This Oklahoma politician and climate skeptic to run NASA is not a scientist or engineer. His qualifications are that he once was “involved with a rocket-powered aircraft league…think NASCAR, but with rocket planes…” that Trump tweeted about this newest fraud in our government.  What an insult to anyone who has a decent education in any field.

Jim Bridenstine is the only head of NASA in America’s Space Program History without a degree in science or a background in engineering.  He likes to fly hobby planes. He likes to look at the moon so he is as qualified as my dog who howls at the moon.