Happy Independence Day and
hopefully you can be truly independent today and do whatever the hell you want
to. It used to be a holiday when people were home with their families but now
retail stores have big July 4 sales so you have to work there. Manufacturing
used to give factory workers 2 weeks off in July for vacation. There isn’t any
of those jobs here anymore. If anything
the hospital workers used to be on call all weekend to repair all the accidents
due to people shooting off fireworks on their street. Now you can go to jail if
you have fireworks. Things are just very different these days.
We live in a world now full of
threats so it is not impossible to think that the world we live in could
collapse in a heartbeat. Half the movies we “entertain” ourselves with are
about preparing for the end of our world. In the movie The Hunger Games, the
main characters live in an old missile silo. Usually real life is not so far
off from the movies. After all, the new American way is to make as much money
as you possibly can and then selfishly spend it all on yourself. Go to Raven Ridge,
Kansas and buy yourself a luxury condo inside a missile silo just to be safe.
Drive for hours to nowhere and meet armed guards at the gate until you get
clearance and then the guns go down and you are met by very friendly people on
the other side of the gate.
It is a former intercontinental ballistic
missile site of silos. It is a structure that the United States built with doomsday
in mind. Inside is 15 floors of buried underground happiness without real windows.
All of the exterior walls are 9 feet thick. It is a condo tower where you can
purchase space in it for anywhere from one to five million dollars. The large
pool area has beach scenes painted on the walls and includes a man- made
waterfall. These survival condos are the high end of a
booming business of which more than 3 Million Americans are committed to. Disaster preparedness is now a $5 hundred
Million dollar industry. There are companies that cater to the apocalypse. It
is survivals for the rich.
There is game rooms and a full
size theater with large leather chairs for all. There is a bar adjoining the
movie theater. This is Larry Hall’s vision of survival. He is the developer of
these places. It would make you feel
like you actually could sleep through a nuclear bomb. There is plenty of water with
good pressure. The contractor Mark Menosky lives there on and off throughout
the year. There are his and hers bunk beds for the kids and gas fireplaces in
the living rooms. All rooms have virtual windows that are flat screen TV’s
where you can choose whatever scenery you wish to display. There are high Teck Japanese
toilet seats that will clean you up without toilet paper if
necessary otherwise it would take an entire floor just to store toilet paper.
They are pet friendly with areas
for you to walk your dog. A school room where kids can continue with their
studies and the other adults are the teachers. Part of the deal with ownership
of the condo is that during a “lock down” everyone would be required to perform
a 4 hour shift in assisting a need. Work in the on- site store or in the
greenhouse where organic fruits and vegetables are grown and fish are farmed.
They grow celery, lettuce, carrots, onions, blueberries, strawberries and kale.
The one thing you have to keep reminding yourself is why this thing exists. Why
does it have so much security measures?
They have air filters to
neutralize a nuclear or biological or chemical attack along with an extensive armory
with plenty of guns. It is a modern day fort. Outside it is clear that the
underground place is a fortress. There
is an on- site windmill generating its own stored power. The silo is sold out.
More sites are currently under renovation for more condos. The last time they were opened was in 1967.
Today the threat may be different to maintain our independence but the fear
remains. At least for some rich people the accommodations during a disaster
will be pretty good.. Enjoy your holiday
if you have one.
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