To hell with chocolates, they
give you diabetes. Save your money on flowers, they will die from the extreme
cold before you even get them to her. Stay home and let her go with her looser
girlfriends all giggly to see the stupid movie. However, if you are a lonely
guy, I bet all the women no matter what age shape or size will leave that
theater all primed and ready for an evening of wild and crazy sex. You don’t
even have to make some alcoholic drinks. So, thank you for also writing those
Fifty Shades of Grey Books that got them all interested in the movie now. Call
it a sexual holiday weekend. Why do we get Monday off again? Not that kind of
off. Off from work but Hmnnnnn Monday too. Nice!
I went into the paint store and
asked the guy if he had fifty shades of grey. He said he could work on that by
looking at his hair. I thought I was the one who had the joke. Not for long.
But there is someone who invested in joking about the fifty shades phenomenon.
There is a show out there with Ashley Ward starring in a show called 50 Shades!
The Musical Parody and it is just that. A parody on the way too much publicized
stupid books and now movie. Whether you love it or hate it, the 50 Shads
avalanche is everywhere even selling handcuffs in Target
packaged under the movie title. The erotic book has the guy saying, “I don’t do
romance!” as he immediately takes her to bed. If I did that I would probably
get kicked out of bed.
He then puts a grey blindfold
over her eyes and she lets him. The film will be stealing hearts this weekend
and will be doing nothing between romance and your partner. Sure, they will be
having sex with you but I bet they will be thinking about whatever crap they
remembered from the books and now from this erotic movie. It got bad reviews
but love it or hate it, 50 Shades of Grey has become its own industry
selling lingerie and grey teddy bears or teddy bears wearing suits and ties. The
musical is so kinky it is comical. This
weekend tickets to the musical are sold out. I wonder if they will feel so
horny after laughing about scenes in the movie?
One thing for sure the movie will
be seeing lots of green and not red this weekend. Green as in the color of
money. I think I will put a suit and tie on and now hope for the best! Enjoy
your weekend!
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