Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Weiner admits to sending photo of his Weiner! Yes, he has joined the many famous and powerful men in government that has done stupid things. What is so ironic is that he is a loudmouth who continually passes judgment on the behavior of others as he rants and raves like a lunatic on the House floor. This is not Parliament. This is America. We expect our Congressmen and anyone else to be cool calm and collected in public. That includes on Twitter too.
America got to see Weiner’s wiener but members of our government did not feel it was necessary for America to see the dead Bin Laden photos. Don’t pretend that we can’t take it. Most of the other politicians have been shirtless on Facebook, conceived children on airplanes with their photographers etc. We have even handled Brittany Spears vagina getting out of a car.
We can handle the truth about stanky politicians and about who are the real men in our government. For example, as Bill Mahr, the political comic reminds us, When Bill Clinton left office in 2001 the Congressional budget office was not Twittering their penises to unsuspecting women. Instead, they predicted that by the end of the decade we would have paid off the entire debt and have a 2 Trillion dollar surplus. Instead we have a Ten and a half Trillion dollar public debt and the difference in those two numbers is mostly because the Republicans put tax cuts for the rich, free drugs for the elderly , two wars on the lay away plan and bailed on the check.
They did have us duped into believing that Republicans were tough in hunting down dark skinned foreigners with funny sounding names. Bush had 7 years to get Bin Laden. He didn’t. In 2008 they asked the candidates if they knew for sure that Bin Laden was in Pakistan, would they go in and get him without permission. McCain said no. He was more worried about our friendship with the country.
Obama did it . He is one cool cat who doesn’t sneak around on his wife. Does not have affairs, does not send shirtless or pictures of his penis to anyone. Doesn’t F--K his maid. He is one efficient, steely nerved, multi-tasking, black ninja, gangsta President. In one week he produced his birth certificate, comforted disaster victims, went to Florida to say Hi to Gabby Gifford and half her face, did stand-up at the correspondents dinner and in essence publicly telling Donald Trump that he is fired from politics. Then told his boys to take Bin Laden OUT.
That is how it went down. So far the only thing Barrack is guilty of is not admitting enough that he is half white! Guys like Weiner are an embarrassment to the country and to themselves. He refuses to resign even with a name like that. We will always think Obama is some Muslim guy because of his name but Weiner who still wishes to be in the public eye will always be known as a little prick who passes judgment on others and can’t even admit publicly that he is disgusting and should not be representing anyone.

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