The Weekend

Why is Donald always quiet when we need him to tweet something that makes sense? When California was burning from forest fires he said nothing. When mudslides took out rich people’s homes, he said nothing.  Even   when an emergency alert went out to all people of Hawaii that they are probably going to die. Trump tweets nothing. Does anyone feel safe with this guy as our supreme leader of America?

We need to congratulate the country for surviving this holiday weekend.  We need to thank all black people for keeping calm in the spirit of Martin Luther King who promoted justice with non-violence.  Monday many people enjoyed a day off from work for a holiday celebrating Martin's birthday. This is also the year that is 50 years after his assassination. Meanwhile Trump played golf instead of putting a wreath on the King Memorial. Meanwhile he said that all brown people come from  shit hole countries. Meanwhile the white supremacists decided to have a Confederate Memorial to Robert E. Lee on the same day we celebrate the life and words of Dr. Martin Luther King. The people from Mississippi and Alabama couldn’t pick any other day of the year? Trump supporters. Yes, Alabama and Mississippi are the only two states to celebrate a joint Martin Luther Day holiday with Robert E. Lee Day. Thanks America for being calm.

But the people from Hawaii were told NOT so much to be calm. Trump has the time to tweet bad tweets to entice North Korea to aim the worst weapons they have right to American lands. Trump has the time to call North Korea’s young leader Rocket Man and Trump has the time to make a joke about the size of the young North Korean’s little nuclear weapon button. Trump even has the time to boast that he thinks his nuclear button is bigger. BUT WHEN GARY IN HAWAII PRESSES THE BUTTON THAT TELLS THE PEOPLE OF HAWAII THAT THEY WILL ALL PROBABLY DIE, Trump says nothing. He thinks that hysteria is a “state problem.”

We must all remain calm for many not so calming reasons Americans. The people of Hawaii woke up on Saturday, this holiday weekend, January 13, 2018 to an emergency alert at 8:07 in the morning on their phones that said, BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Imagine waking up from your hangover reading words on your phone saying, BALLISTIC MISSILE INBOUND

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE WAS A TWEET FROM OUR PRESIDENT????

It would have been the ONLY time America would want to see what our President has to say about this crisis real or a gross mistake.                                               SILENCE

An employee, Gary at the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency selected “missile alert” instead of “test of the missile alert” from a drop-down menu in the agency’s alert-system software. Really? The fate of Americans is in the hands of one guy named Gary who clicks on a menu-system in a computer? We all thought there was a red land line phone somewhere under lock and key for nuclear ballistic missile threats inbound!

The only fail safe to this “computer” is a drop down window that says, “Are you sure you want to do this?” SHOULDN'T GARY HAVE A FOUR STAR GENERAL OR SOMEONE ELSE TO DECIDE WHEN TO ALERT PEOPLE OF EMINENT DEATH?

People are so mad now that they have no calmness left in their bodies. The Hawaii agency behind the false missile alert are now getting death threats from Americans who don’t think all this hysteria is funny. Trump wants to keep his unemployment rate down and didn’t even fire Gary. Gary was simply “reassigned” to a different job. Hawaiians want Gary swinging from a tree and not slaves or tributes to Robert E Lee.

Once the alert went out it took 38 minutes to get another text message saying “false alarm.” 38 minutes? That is enough time to have unprotected sex with the first guy you can catch and who cares because we are all going to die!!! Now there are millions of pregnant women in Hawaii who can’t get the morning after pill or an abortion because Trump closed down all the Planned Parenthood centers. So Hawaiians had end of the world sex and then had to wait 35 minutes for it to happen. Who ever thought that anyone would be disappointed and had to wait so long for the end of the earth to happen?

How was your weekend?